Ok I am going to start applying myself again...I just read through this thread for the first time, and it is finally sinking in what I am missing by conscientiously avoiding ADT...I am missing out on the fat immobile sheep (or in AC Creams case ... COWS) grazing in the pasture, helpless, asking to be slaughtered. Nooooo, I am not limiting myself to chasing anorexic Road Runners anylonger, I am taking my ACME Products Suitcase and my "Perverted genius At Large" Business cards and I am finally going over to ADT to "contribute & share"...

I will give 10 bucks in Del Taco Gift certificates to the first XPT smart fuck who figures out my identity over there before my 10th post....I will try not to make it obvious. On a side note, I was always partial to Green Burrito over Del Taco when I lived in So Cal....fucking fat fucks and their fast food addictions....