No new posts from Creampuff today, he has been absent from adt since shortly after I started this thread. While I would like to believe that I have finally chased his morbidly obese ass off that board, I will have to wait and see that he is not on vacation or participating in a series of hotdog eating contests. I have decided to pull one of his older posts which is a continuation of this threads opener.

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Kinzie wrote:
HA!! AC your too funny...oh yeah just to let you know, its twins hunny so start picking out names LOL

xoxo-kinzie



Well,

I had planned to name my first born girl Sarah(in honor of somebody), so Sarah and Farrah for twin girls might have been nice. I've changed my mind about that though. How about Cindi(In honor of Cindi Loftus) and Mindi for twin girls? If you have twin boys you better name them because I'm gonna be a deadbeat dad. I don't want 2 boys ever.

AC Cream




One word for this - GHEY!

AC is still delusional about women wanting to sleep with him. I think that most women are intelligent enough to see that this could be very hazardous to there health and the rest will not be able to survive the crushing forces that are contained within his girth.

I also like how he wants to name a kid after Cindi Loftus, a well-known porn industry writer. Can you see him explaining to his kid the origin of her name? "I named you after a famous porn industry writer dear, daddy reads her articles to learn more about the money-for-ass whores that I whack my meat off to on a daily basis. I miss your mother, why did she have to sober up and regain consciousness the next day?"