i want to purchase a defender 90, make a cardboard ship to go around it then chase AC around the AVN conventionfloor throwing harpoons into him until he staggers and crashes through the ksex booth.

then i will stuff an apple in his mouth, lash his hands and feet to a giant pole and cook him to feed all of malawi using chasey lain's lightbulb for smoking meth.

ac-if you read this, sleep with one eyer open piggie.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits