Brazilian Boobie Bandit
Armed bandits in Brazil robbed a vehicle carrying more than 400 breast implants, officials said on Tuesday.

"It happened last week, but we only learned about it recently as our clients started complaining. It is the hottest period of the year in terms of implant sales," said Margaret Figueiredo, director of silicone implant manufacturer Silimed.

A spokesman for the state Postal Service confirmed that assailants, apparently men, robbed the postal van with implants on Thursday night in Rio de Janeiro. Each Silimed breast implant costs nearly $400.

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Okay I admit it! It was me all along!!

I planned on stuffing my mattress full of as many implants as possible (for obvious reasons) and the rest I was going to hurl at smartt from the top of a ten story building.

That must make the 200 she males waiting for their new tits really sad.God I hate Brazil.

Smartt's like Doctor Moreau. He can deal with all the whinnies and the oinking at the pecking as he shoves his dehydrated cockhead into his roommates but dammit if he needs a pair of falsies to hang on to for dear life.