Oh look, it is Rodney Moore’s newest contract girl. Yes, the contract calls for Rodney to pay the girl in either cash or baskin-robbins gift certificates.

"Is 43 too old to start doing porn? Maybe if I dye my hair brown, people will simply mistake me for Taylor Rain."

[Me in luke's place]
"I will pay you $20 right now for you to stop whatever it is that you are doing!! PLEASE GOD NO!!"