I hope the monkey packs lots of toilet paper before going on his trip. If not, he can always rub his ass against the trees like the other monkeys.

Only four days left now before we discover monkey's other identities since he won't be posting under them while he's gone. I am betting that the following belong to him: simp, maged, and BlackGL for starters.

Hurry up and get packed monkey! Your 'clay and dung' hut awaits you!


It's also wheelchair accessible in case you want to bring firewall.

Your so lucky monkey! While it is true that the native women do not shave their legs, armpits, or mustaches.. it will be very easy for you to take them back to your mud/dung palace and then pump them full of babies.

Im leaving in 4 days, so you were close at the time this was posted.