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I'm going to start doing cream pie movies and hope I get a daughter because being a hooker is the only skill I have. If I pass my morals and low self esteem on to her maybe she'll become a whore and I can "manage" her money for her.





After you get pregnant and don't know who the baby daddy is you should go on the "Maury Show". He loves doing those paternity test shows. It's always funny when one of the sluts breaks down crying hysterically when they find out that the bum that was tested isn't their baby's daddy.