whoa, i was strictly bush-league compared to that.

however, i learned the the best use of pornography in college. you'll need the victim to reguarly park in a spot that he/she backs out of and doesn't inspect the front of the car before getting in. cut out the largest, most offensive pictures from hustler, penthouse or whatever's around.

use strong scotch-tape or that blue poster gunk to affix a few of said picture to front bumper.

it will usually take a day for the person to figure out why people at crosswalks are pointing and laughing. same with any stopping/bumper-to-bumper experience. hopefully they won't run into cops with a bad sense of humor(which is most of them).

get ready to deny, deny, deny and enjoy the hilarity!