I just received an annonymous email that said that Nicole Brazzle is actually in Iraq right now servicing our men and women. Now that didnt really surprise me, and I guess the fact that she was charging $10 dollars for head shouldnt have surprised me either, but come on Nicole. If Mike hadnt had to pay for your pussy he might still be here today. We all know thats the reason he ran into a Mosque screaming fuck allah. I cant say I blame him, if I had to pay for your contaminated cooch I mightve done the same to save myself from paying 18 years worth of child support. With that being said, dont charge our men and women for your redneck slobber or your twat that pumps out more kids than Evil Klowns mexican mom. How low can you possibly go Nicole? Talk about a war profiteer
Edit: Now that I think about it, wouldnt Garfield and Brazzle make a cute couple? Lets think of some reasons why theyd be so great together. Take the gloves off bitches!
First observation, they both like to go both ways. Anything else?