You've just killed your arch nemisis in your living room (no one else is in the room/apartment/house). The scene is somewhat akin to the "hip to be square" sequence in American Psycho. How do you dispose of the body? Is it to the tub for a cut up or just roll a rug over the body? Be creative, we're looking for suggestions.

Tigger and Pooh

If its edible then I say:

Chili and barbecue at the Christian church social. If not then its Cat and Dog food for the senior citizens that spend all their money for medicine.

Yet another useless answer by Too Damned Ugly.

tigger and pooh=gay motocross brothers that sleep in the same room despite the fact theyre in their mid 20s.

Hog farms. The only way to get rid of it all.

The good old acid bath.

Ants, a box full of dirt, and time.

OH! And a hacksaw.

While the ants would probably do the trick, the hacksaw would be fun.

Monster Joe's Truck and Tow

Can I have anything delivered? Can the delivery person stop by the liquor store on the way over? Will they rob it for me so I'll have some cash for my getaway?

Why did I kill this person?

I need more information before determining the best way to dispose of the body.