Ive have been a long time fan of garfield and during that time have come across some interesting garfield facts. Thought it was time to share them with the board.
*Garfield is anti Semitic
*Garfield's father created the cheers theme music
*since leaving porn garfield holds down two jobs 1) packs legal muscle gaining power and 2) sells womens shoes in a mall likes his childhood hero al bundy from tv's married with children
* Garfield is a close friend of jessica darlings, though he has said many times before he doesn't share her views on black people
* Garfield was beaten badly by jesse james for criticizing sandra bullock about miss congeniality 2 in the car park of the mall he sells shoes at. He was visibly upset at the movie as he said he had been waiting 2 years to see it being a big fan of the first. He is currently looking at legal options of how to handle the situation.
* he resents his mother because he feels she put his alcoholic mexican step father ahead of him
* Garfield recently turned down a $4000 from piss mops to be the first male to have the piss treatment in fears it could be used against him in the jesse james case. He said to leave the door open for after the case
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* Garfield has said he has retired from M/F porn
* Garfield miss gay military sex.
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