Well after watching other people fuck and holding a damn camera all day,it occurs to me that there are not nearly enough children that look like me on my payroll-I'm out!

Have you tried hiring Lil Pimp? I think either Jeff or Pariah could arrange a 3some with you, Lil Pimp, and Chanel Chavez.

When I finally stop drinking and popping pills long enough, i will make my way out to LA and you can shoot me having a 3-way in my wheelchair (it can be done...as long as you are not near a flight of stairs.)

On a side note, Speaking of TANG, I claim to be the inventor of a College Party Drink-du-jour called "Agent ORange"....you take a bottle of TANG and pour it into a fifth of Vodka...that's it....Simplicity at its finest and deadliest. It actually tastes pretty good....

I don't get this?. Is he talking about the lack of black people or the lack of male talent that swallow their own cum?