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Couple Sentenced for Hiring Son a Stripper

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - A couple pleaded guilty Thursday to hiring a stripper for their son's 16th birthday party and were sentenced to two years probation.

Landon and Anette Pharris, who were charged with contributing the delinquency of a minor, also were ordered to take parenting classes.

The parents hired the stripper to perform at a September party attended by about a dozen young people.

Cassandra Joyce Park, 29, who police say used the stage name "Sassy," danced for a few hours before partygoers took up a collection and paid her $150 more to fully disrobe, Anette Pharris said.

The stripper and the man she was with were also granted probation.

Police were tipped off to the party by a photo developer at a drug store who saw pictures of the occasion.

Pharris said after being arrested that she tried to do something special for her son.

"We even had grandpa there," she said.

lucky old bastard in Farsi:
Lucky = ﻡﺩﻘ ﺵﻭﺨ ‘ﻥﻤﻴ ﺵﻭﺨ ‘ﺭﺎﻴﺘﺨﺒ ‘ﻝﺎﺒﻘﺍ ﺵﻭﺨ
Old = ﻰﻨﺎﺘﺴﺎﺒ ‘ﻰﻘﺒﺎﺴ ‘ﻩﺘﺸﺫﮔ ‘ﻩﻨﻬﻜ ‘ﻩﻨﺍﺭﻴﭙ ‘ﺭﺎﻜ ﻩﻨﻬﻜ ‘ﻰﻤﻴﺩﻘ
Bastard = ﻩﺩﺯﺎﺠ ‘ﻩﺩﺍﺯﻤﺍﺭﺤ

I bet that grandpa loved every minute of his grandson's birthday.

HEY PHOTO LAB FREAK! C'MERE!! MIND. YOUR OWN. FUCKING. BUSINESS.

You can't get the full effect without seeing the look in my eyes, but trust me, it'd be effective. Course, I'd just end up on probation for assault. But it'd be worth it.