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#111138 - 07/08/05 01:43 PM Got moves?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I guess you can't say a fat white man doesn't have any sexy moves!!!

http://test.kladblog.com/media/200507/fatman.wmv

Enjoy

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#111139 - 07/08/05 01:51 PM Re: Got moves?
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Registered: 07/23/04
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You have way too much time on your hands. Thank God.
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#111140 - 07/08/05 10:26 PM Re: Got moves?
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
What the fuck happened here?.. I can't get that link to work. This ain't some shameless plug now is it Gen? Because that shit belongs in jrv's forum.

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#111141 - 07/08/05 10:27 PM Re: Got moves?
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Yeah that shits not working. Hey Gen why dont you cast us a magic spell and make that link work again you ugly ass biatch
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#111142 - 07/08/05 10:39 PM Re: Got moves?
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
[copy and paste]
I have to give it to him,that went on far beyond when I would have wagered a coronary-episode would have manifest.
I also think I used to live downstairs from that motherfucker.
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#111143 - 07/08/05 10:41 PM Re: Got moves?
Coochie Monster Offline
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Although I wont retract my previous statement Bishop, yes I do feel like a fuckin e-tard. Someone stick me on a double decker bus and get it over with.

EDit::: After watching that video all I have to say is the things mofos will do for a McDonalds Happy Meal


Edited by Coochie Monster (07/08/05 10:43 PM)
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#111144 - 07/08/05 10:48 PM Re: Got moves?
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Thats okay dog its not as if anyones gonna make you......SWALLOW YOUR OWN CUM!!!!!!
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#111145 - 07/08/05 10:53 PM Re: Got moves?
Coochie Monster Offline
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See Bishop I love you man, but you might want to edit that because one of these cocksuckers on this board is going to say something about your comment, and you and I are going to have to take out the screwdrivers and do some damage. Bitches kneel before Zod.
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#111146 - 07/08/05 11:42 PM Re: Got moves?
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Quote:

Thats okay dog its not as if anyones gonna make you......SWALLOW YOUR OWN CUM!!!!!!




I'm not doing shit with this comment just yet, but I made yet another little mark in blood in my little bishop notebook. I'm saving it for later. Walmart has the little spiral bound notepads that fit in your breastpocket for less than 2.00 each. At that price, I keep one on each of you fuckers.

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#111147 - 07/09/05 12:02 AM Re: Got moves?
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
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Quote:

Walmart has the little spiral bound notepads that fit in your breastpocket for less than 2.00 each. At that price, I keep one on each of you fuckers.





They actually go for 59 cents. Is this your idea of slumming? Go get get some ice out of your fridge dispenser for your drink while I twist some cubes out of my Marc's cube trays for mine.



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#111148 - 07/09/05 12:12 AM Re: Got moves?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:

Quote:

Walmart has the little spiral bound notepads that fit in your breastpocket for less than 2.00 each. At that price, I keep one on each of you fuckers.





They actually go for 59 cents. Is this your idea of slumming? Go get get some ice out of your fridge dispenser for your drink while I twist some cubes out of my Marc's cube trays for mine.




Simp if this means we are settling in to compare notes I'm all for it. The 59 cent notepad covers don't hold up in my experience. I get the ones with mylar covers. It takes a sharpie to write your names on the cover but the paper behind them is the same. I have three on you and two on Coochie Monster. I just print and collate the entire Monkey Cage Forum to keep up with the Smelly Monkey. I have four volumes right now and counting

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#111149 - 07/09/05 12:15 AM Re: Got moves?
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Bornyo, have you also been keeping tabs on J.K. Rawling. Any inside information on that new harry potter book Thats shits creepy yet flattering Ive got a boner right now. Im gonna go rub one out to Aurora Snows gagfactor...how do ya like them apples simp?
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#111150 - 07/09/05 12:23 AM Re: Got moves?
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Alright, copy/paste is what you have to do. I tried originally to copy/paste into windows media player but that didn't do it.

Did anyone else notice that at one point, this guy starts rubbing his own man boobies in a sexual way?

Gen's getting revenge on some of us I think.

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#111151 - 07/09/05 12:33 AM Re: Got moves?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Man, you guys are weird.

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#111152 - 07/09/05 09:47 AM Re: Got moves?
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Quote:

Did anyone else notice that at one point, this guy starts rubbing his own man boobies in a sexual way?




OK Worm your'e starting to creep me out a little with calling that move sexy.
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#111153 - 07/09/05 09:56 AM Re: Got moves?
Shaddup Offline
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Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
Quote:

I guess you can't say a fat white man doesn't have any sexy moves!!!




But you can say that stupid why girls do?

Alternatively:

This.
This..
and this...

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#111154 - 07/09/05 10:03 AM Re: Got moves?
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Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Quote:

I guess you can't say a fat white man doesn't have any sexy moves!!!




But you can say that stupid why girls do?

Alternatively:

This.
This..
and this...



That last one
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#111155 - 07/09/05 10:17 AM Re: Got moves?
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I hope you fuckers die a slow and painful death. Shaddup, I've now put a voodoo curse on you, and your going to die very similarly to how JRV is going to. First your hair is going to fallout overnight, then your balls are going to become gangrenous and fall from your scrotum. After that your asshole is going to bleed for 7 days, and then finally your going to check yourself into a hospital and Peter North is going to take care of you for the next 36 hours of your life, feeding you milkshakes, until you eventually choke. Thanks a lot for the fuckin links jerkoffs. I'll never have a milkshake again.
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#111156 - 07/09/05 11:08 AM Re: Got moves?
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Gen's still alive?. Well theres another 2 grand down the toilet.
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#111157 - 07/09/05 11:23 AM Re: Got moves?
bacon for lunch Offline
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Registered: 07/03/05
Posts: 37
Loc: Venice in the Valley
Gen, do you got any moves you wanna show us?
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#111158 - 07/10/05 07:51 AM Re: Got moves?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Gen, do you got any moves you wanna show us?





God i hope not.
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