Quote: I'd feel better if you had an asshole gaping with that new KY Warm Sensation Lube dripping out of it. I'd feel better if you were able to genetically alter your dna so that you could turn yourself into a pretzel and suck your 2 inch dick. I'd feel even better if I could figure out how to upload this video of your wife and Lil Pimp onto this message board Lord knows that thing has given me weeks of pleasure, and will ultimately give you years of PAINNNNNNNNN.
Is that the best you can do. Quite juvenile if I do say so myself. I thought people on this board could do better than that. Next thing you know you;ll be making mother jokes. Are you sure you;re old enough to be here? That last one was really WEAK, even for you. You shoud be ashamed of yourself. Where's the monkey when you need him?
The racist angle of your post was especially weak.
Lord knows that thing has given me weeks of pleasure, and will ultimately give you years of PAINNNNNNNNN. 
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