this is great, i've never seen luke so mad. it's already been established that helpme is just smart enough to have an opinion and find facts but not quite where he needs to be to find the right ones or interpret them.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits