Fuck this shit...Midgets, fat Limey bastards like Mark Davis who eat their own High Calorie Cum...I am going into detox, packing my fucking bags and heading for LA end of the summer to seriously become a Porn Stud. No More sitting on the sidelines, making fun of everything/everyone, tossing beercans, used Blunts and empty pill bottles onto the playing field...Bullshit, this industry needs more cute crippled fuckers like myself in scenes. The Government will be hard pressed in their efforts to persecute and condemn the Porn Industry if there is a sympathetic element like crippled people exploring their sexuality.

Think of the public outcry that would result seeing a wheelchair bound man on ABC's 20/20 lamenting the fact that he is unable to earn enough money to buy a can of WD40 for his wheels (and unable to experience the joy of sex on film) because he can't work in Porn due to the Government's crackdown/crusade against Obscenity:

<Ted Koppel> "Sir, what exactly is the difficulty you experienced in finding work in the Adult Film/DVD Industry?"

<Crippled Would-be Porn Stud, Weeping/Ad Libbing> "Well it's these absurd 2257 regulations. I can't drive obviously so I don't have a license, and I am so self conscious of my disability I can't stand to sit in front of a camera to get my pictue taken cuz' it's too traumatic so I can't get a valid Photo ID ...I don't know what I am going to do TED! I need new treads for my w/chair tires....<crys some more>"

<Ted Koppel> "I see, so this Administration's "War on Obscenity" appears, in fact, to be a case of Government Sponsored Discrimination against the handicapped?"

<Crippled Porn Stud> "Yes, it's terrible...and Ted let's not mince words for the sake of Political Correctness, 'Handicap' is a word that belongs in Golfing Conversations. I am 'Crippled' -- Fucked at birth, furthermore...."

<Ted Koppel, interrupting> "I am sorry sir this is Network Television you can't use that kind of language..."

<Crippled Porn Stud> "See! I Knew it!!! You are against us too...!" <throws microphone down, wheels over it as he leaves studio>

<Ted Koppel, perplexed> "....uh, we'll be back in a moment...."