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#110942 - 07/07/05 10:40 PM How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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Registered: 04/06/05
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I was just wondering if anyone can answer this...but how much cash does this guy make for holding a giant dildo and pretending its his dick. I guess I can make it in porn too. Ive seen this bullshit on numerous sites. Whats wrong with porn when they pretend to bring freaky shit like this in. Id rather watch girls go ass to ass than watch a guy use a dildo on a chick. In the words of Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton, "thats not hot."



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#110943 - 07/07/05 10:46 PM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Heres one more for John West Fan. Maybe im smoking crack, but if anyone can refute the fact that this is a giant dildo, please educate me. If it is a dildo I wanna know where I can do some shit like this and make a quick buck. By the way does this count as interracial for this chick?



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#110944 - 07/08/05 12:48 AM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Those look like screenshots straight out of a Raunch-o-Rama vid. Anyone else remember that series from the early 90's? They generally had people in there vids with props that looked like oversized genitalia which were little more than oversized sex toys that everybody would pretend were actually attached to the actor/actresses body, though it quite obviously wasn't. They had one woman with a fake dick attached to her which was long enough to reach her mouth. They had her act like she was sucking off her own dick and later on she blew a massive load all over herself and in her mouth.. I'm sure smartt would get a kick out of that one. They also had paper-mache tits strapped onto some girl with a Naugahyde bra. The funniest one involved some guy, who had a fake enormous scrotum, who was sucked off (fake dick here too) until he blew a 10 gallon load all over the actress.. I actually thought she might drown in all that fake cum. I can't answer your question CM, but to stand there and hold something in your hand for an hour at most is worth about $5.50 or whatever minimum wage is.

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#110945 - 07/08/05 09:25 AM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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Those look like screenshots straight out of a Raunch-o-Rama vid. Anyone else remember that series from the early 90's?




Lol,yeah that shit was shit but it sold well and was stupidly cheap.
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#110946 - 07/08/05 10:04 AM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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Registered: 08/09/06
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I remember that Raunch-o-Rama crap. I guess that is what will happen to the JKP catalogue. Chopped up into cheap 4 hour compilation vids. How appropriate.

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#110947 - 07/08/05 11:16 AM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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The ones with midgets were tolerable
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#110948 - 07/08/05 12:07 PM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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Vivid is well on their way to Raunch-o-Rama status. Almost everything Vivid releases these days is a comp.
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#110949 - 07/08/05 12:21 PM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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The ones with midgets were tolerable



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#110950 - 07/08/05 12:24 PM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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The ones with midgets were tolerable



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#110951 - 07/08/05 12:26 PM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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Registered: 09/23/04
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The ones with midgets were tolerable



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#110952 - 07/08/05 12:44 PM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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The ones with midgets were tolerable



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One more time






Monkey banned gratuitous smileys in the cage




Well OK then.
I will try to use only non-gratuitous ones from now on.

I swear.
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#110953 - 07/08/05 04:52 PM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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I for one liked it TD of course that may be because it had midgets in it but I liked it nonetheless
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#110954 - 07/08/05 08:14 PM Re: How Much Cash Does This Guy Get
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Cleetus taht one was just for you.
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