WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!! OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!

I'm a-walkin' in the rain,
Tears are fallin' and I feel the pain,
Wishin' you were here by me,
To end this misery
And I wonder--
I wah-wah-wah-wah-wonder,
Why,
Why, why, why, why, why she ran away,
Yes, and I wonder,
A-where she will stay-ay,
My little runaway,
Run, run, run, run, runaway.

Simp = Del Shannon

could it be that the only reason the keep making more volumes of gag fator so simp, will keep say "Why Why WHy"

Just a though.

It's unseemly but that 'Runaway' connection fascinates me. It must be correct because I have an irresistable compulsion to post 5 "WHY"s. The only point of reference I've consciously had before this was Billy Bibbit's cries of "NO NO NO NO!!" as Nurse Ratched hauled him off to Dr. Spivey's office to await his mother to be called about his sexual initiation. Exactly that tone, exactly that timbre, exactly that rhythm.

I thought the 5 WHY'S was a reference to a Bruce Lee movie (can't remember which) in which Bruce said: "You killed my father! WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?" whilst punching a dude in the head with every WHY.

Why, why, why?

^^^ It probably has to do with this:




Now quit desecrating Simp threads. If you want to go back on the sauce, just do it and stop agonizing over it in public. It's unseemly.

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