How about dressing them all up like Klingons? Yeah, Klingons and Oxen. Then we could light a bunch of candles around them and as we drive an ice-axe through their head like Trotsky, I could go in and murder the producer, steal his manuscript and drive PBR Streetgang back to the Dolong Bridge. Would that be a turn-on for you? Because it gets me so fucking hot I just licked my own nipples.