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#110704 - 07/06/05 10:47 AM
Ashley Blue re-ups with JM Productions!
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JM Re-Signs Ashley Blue as Exclusive Director/Performer All her holes belong to us. July 5, 2005
Chatsworth, CA – Bar and nightclub owners across Southern California are all breathing a collective sigh of relief today, as porn whore Ashley Blue, one of their biggest customers, is still gainfully employed. That’s right, JM Productions has re-signed the disturbed and volatile starlet to perform and direct exclusively for the company for another year.
There was initially concern that the two parties would not be able to reach a deal due to disagreements on key issues. “You see, at first they were willing to get me a new car, but wouldn’t pay for the 24-inch chrome spinners,†explained Ashley of the initial impasse, “I can’t have stock wheels. Who do I look like, Briana Banks?â€Â
However, after weeks of intense negotiations with the 2004 AVN Female Performer of the Year, JM was able to field an offer that both parties could live with. “We agreed to buy her the wheels, and in exchange she had to promise to wake up before noon on weekdays,†explains JM owner Jeff Steward, “I pretty much know it’s a promise she can’t keep, so eventually we’ll take back the wheels and put them on my car. It’s a win-win deal for everyone.â€Â
Under the new deal Blue will continue performing in a wide assortment of JM films each month, as well as directing the very popular Attention Whores and Lesbian Bukkake series. Ashley also has several new series in development, the details of which will be released later this year. “A lot of people ask where I get my inspiration,†notes Blue, “What inspires me most is the realization that whores are not people. Once you accept that, it really sets you free creatively.â€Â
Fans of the enormously popular and multiple AVN Award Winning Girlvert series will also be pleased, as Ashley will appear in several new volumes over the next year including Girlvert 9 which hits the streets on July 18th. Blue also directed and stars in Attention Whores 4, available August 8th. Casting is also under way for Lesbian Bukkake 3, interested whores should stop by JM’s offices.
Visit jerkoffzone.com today for a wide selection of Ashley’s videos, as well as plenty of other high-quality stroke material!
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#110707 - 07/07/05 12:20 PM
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“What inspires me most is the realization that whores are not people. Once you accept that, it really sets you free creatively.â€Â
god damn. I shouldn't say this but that was the first press release I read in it's entirety. brilliant job.
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#110713 - 07/09/05 11:29 AM
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How long did she re-up for?
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#110715 - 07/10/05 07:08 AM
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Jeff should send her over to Iraq where she does a gang bang with all the horny army guys. You could call it Army Brat if that title hasn't already been taken.
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#110716 - 07/10/05 08:00 AM
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#110717 - 07/10/05 01:18 PM
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If I see that slavic whore stuff her fist in her mouth again I'm gonna gag. Enough of that shit it looks and sounds just a stupid as Jessica Darlin and her hiccupping cocksucking technique.
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#110719 - 07/13/05 08:09 PM
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jeff-who writes these things? your press-releases are some of the greatest things i've ever seen, whatever you're paying the person/people responsible for them it's not enough.
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#110721 - 07/14/05 06:36 AM
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That's one of the funniest press releases I've ever read!
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