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Didnt go to any strip clubs. I picked up drunk chicks outside of Hard Rock. If anyone wants free pussy when they go to Vegas, try to get into Body English at the Hard Rock, if that fails just get drunk beforehand and wait in the Taxi line outside of the hotel at around 3:30/4am. Even Kyoto could get pussy, and im not talking about the feline. Needless to say I had a memorable time, I picked up two chicks that were probably responsible for the bombings today in London--they were Derka Derkas aka Persians. There were three of them in total. Got them back to the room and railed the shit out of two of the girls who just so happened to be sisters! Not twins, just sisters. They were full on dyking out, while I killed it doggystyle. As I told both Grant and Bishop, I forgot to bring out the Digital Camcorder!!!! By the way Burglar the booze is flowing over there



you had sex with Persian sisters. of course you did

anyone who believes this story probably thinks they were molested by Bigfoot.