Sunday night, I ordered a appetizer platter at a strip club in Hartford called Kahoots. The table was small, I was half smashed so Jamal goes and asks the manager for a bigger table...The manager comes back and offers to take me into his office for a break and let me eat in peace...I accept cuz this fat stripper is eyeing my Fried Mozzarella sticks. Half hour later, I am sitting back there with a few of the guys and this bouncer is relating how he was banging on Friday Night this fairly new stripper who started working there a month ago.

Apparently this chick is 21 and has 2 kids, aged 4 and 2...Friday she was on a meth binge and the bouncer had to take her home when her shift was over at 1 am. She apprently dragged him into the house, and proceeded to sexually molest the guy to the point where he wound up spending the night fucking her brains out. The babysitter, the stripper's sister, left around 4 am, after knocking on the door and telling "angela" (the methed out stripper) to 'keep it down, the babies are asleep.'

Now, I am listening to this guy go on, and I am really not giving it more thought than the heartburn I now have from the greasy appetizers. Then he relates this: "She went all night, totally cranked out...like 7 am, I say fuck I gotta go, but she says no, and starts trying to get me hard again. 10 minutes later we are fucking again, she's screaming in ecstasy, and then someone knocks on the door...it's the four year old girl asking 'mommy I want some wheat puffs' through the door...the chick says '...uh...in a few minutes sweetie' while she is jumping up and down frantically on my cock..."

I stared with my mouth open when I heard that last part, and went back out onto the floor where the "fun" was happening....thinking to myself, isn't meth a great aphrodisiac? god help us all.

DB, I see the allusion and enjoy this anecdote but don't think it's part of a groundswell.

The dental damage alone is enough to end this trend- disregarding the fact that manufacture is going to have to be moved to mexico to avoid the horrendous process smells and toxic byproducts, which will drive the price up beyond the reach of it's current social caste.

well at least you were able to keep your food away from the fat stripper.

Sometimes I am too fucking smart for my own good....Methamphetamine and all its evils wasn't the intended point of this anecdotal rant, noooooo. Da Burglar actually embraces drug fueled escape from the god forsaken reality we inhabit...

My point was that, like the Fall of the Roman Empire, America is rotting from within (rotting like...like, like a meth-hags teeth... yeah thats it, there's the methamphetamine tie-in). Rome became totally immersed in a pointless moral torpitude where the average citizen's life revolved around getting drunk and sticking his dick in any bodily orifice that could be found, regardless of gender or species (or getting poked by a dick as the case may be.) As I relish in the moral decadence and splendor of porn atop the perch here at XPT, I cant help but see so many similarities with today's under 25 yr old demographic: a complete moral bankruptcy and a one track pursuit of feeling good NOW, regardless of the consequences...it gives me a boner when I hear stories like what I related above.

What does it do for you? I wanna know what my cage-mates think on this matter, apart from the fact I need to lay off fat greasy shit food and spend more time at a non-denominational church that accepts offshore-yet-still-tax-deductible donations and less time in of dens of iniquity like Kahoots....

It's all down hill from here baby so might as well enjoy the ride.