Meanwhile, the Gucch is furiously working on Caligula 2

Working Title
Caligula 2: Electric Boogaloo

Let's face it. Paper is about 9 times as expensive as it was just 10 years ago. Advertisers now think that buying a page in your magazine entitles them to editorialize your content. I don't know why anyone bothers. Magazine Publishing is going to be a dead medium very soon, except for gossip rags that have the benefit of being right next to the check out. All mass media I think will eventually die out to the internet (With the possible exception of movie theatres). The internet is not only going to be our new entertainment, it is going to be our new drug.

To quote Dennis Miller "When an unemployeed auto mechanic can sit in front of his computer and virtual fuck Claudia Schiffer all night for $1.99 a minute, it is going to make crack cocaine look like Sanka"
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Man, do I ever want to fuck a dwarf. Those little hands will make my cock look huuuuuuge!