with the passing of chloe jones finally behind us no matter how hard that guy moblem tries to beat a dead whore, i can't help but wonder if steve hirsch is indeed the devil. don't get me wrong, he's a phenomenal human being and one of my idols, but i think being a vivid girl and fighting in iwo jima have roughly the same survival rates. like three vivid girls haven't ended up shells of human beings or shooting themselves in the head by the end of their contracts. i'll put digital playground in the same first-tier "contract-contract" bunch since they turned tera patrick into some strange malaysian animal, maybe something in the lemur family. and she's got a sketchy, abusive, has-been to beat her. jenna said nikki tyler was pretty much qualified to join the hollywood ski team, teagan's coked-out, knocked-up and has a boyfriend with a swastika tat. devon, from what i can gather has spent more time in rehab and changing her face, witness-protection-style, than in southern california shooting movies. vivid probably needs nothing to be said other than the names savannah, ginger, chloe, taylor, and tawny.

so what's the deal here? we all love wacky chicks, but they need direction and stuff to fill their time other than retread-rockstar boyfriends and mountains of disco shit to put up their noses. steve, can i suggest some kind of daycare, run by the monkey cage? we can promise 50% survival and 30% literacy at the end of the day.
your thoughts gentlemen? is the only way to keep porn girls alive working them daily and instilling some kind of dick-in-the-ass lunchpail-attitude? fill a cracker in..