Ewe will probably knot be aware of this but in the bad old days of porn in the UK, the nearest ewe'd get to hardcore was laying a concrete driveway.
I recall in 1984 renting an Annette Haven vid, only to be greeted by just brief glimpses (2 seconds at the most) of a pussy even being remotely touched. That was before the British Board of Film Classification got their grubby mits on "porn" vids. When they did, it was not uncommon for a 1 hour 15 minute film to be cut down to 27 minutes.
I kid ewe knot!
Of course it's great now under Sir Tony Blair. His government made it legal for us to buy and import porn.
Good on ewe, Tony, m8! That's what Eye call real democracy - getting your nuts off to Claire James!
LB.