pariah, here's your chance to make cinematic-history with this "stud".

get a cardboard-cutout of crystal ray(he's not very smart, this will definetly work) and put her in the window next to a sign that says "porno studs wanted to shoot studly porno". maybe put some gummi-bears out in a dish too, dumb faggots can't resist them. this setup will be like a bright lamp to a moth and the buttmaster will find it within minutes. get him to sign a release, get him naked and move the crystal ray cutout around to keep him transfixed. then turn on the camera and have an entire psych-ward and max hardcore's gay cousin pull his fallopian tubes out through his fucking mouth. i'll buy every copy.

or someone should just ban this freak.