I could listen to P. D. Q. Bach's opera The Stoned Guest again and again, as long as there's a five year wait between hearings.

I like Peter Schickele's version of Beethoven's 5th Symphony, with the two sports announcers doing commentary.

I like to start each day with the art of Scott Adams. His drawings of people are about what you would expect from an engineer accustomed to drawing schematics.

I'm disappointed that the Sex Pistols never got around to covering Das Lied von der Erd. Johnny Rotten sang with such poignancy.

I like Berg's Lulu Suite, which is about 25 minutes of atonal music interrupted by 10 seconds of screaming soprano. That's all the soprano does; scream for 10 seconds. The music is taken from the opera Lulu, which has a plot that goes something like this: boy meets murderous social-climbing stepmother, boy gets murderous social-climbing stepmother, murderous social-climbing stepmother murders boy's father, boy loses murderous social-climbing stepmother, boy reunites with murderous social-climbing stepmother after she becomes a prostitute, boy is murdered by one of stepmother's customers, stepmother and lesbian lover are murdered by Jack the Ripper.

Obviously, if she were alive now, she'd be posting here and performing with Mellisa Lauren.

Toe, I noticed that you seem to have a thing for cellos. Is this in any way connected to your thing for bottoms?