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Who in the livin' fuck is Al Swearengen?
Why? Is your hair long?
He is a favorite character and role model on the hit HBO series Deadwood.
Some more gems from Al S.:
Al Swearengen: God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.
Al Swearengen: You want a blow job while I talk to you?
Judge: No.
Al Swearengen: I wasn't offering personally.
Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or Despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
Miles Anderson: God bless you, Mr. Swearengen.
Al Swearengen: Well, not likely. But my prospects have just improved.
Al Swearengen: Wave a penny under the Jew's nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around.
Al Swearengen: In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. Many times, that's what the fuck life is... one vile fucking task after another.
Al Swearengen: Sometimes I wish we could just hit 'em over the head, rob 'em, and throw their bodies in the creek.
Cy Tolliver: But that would be wrong.
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me.
Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
Quote: There seems to be a user named Al Swearengen now. That wouldn't be you, would it Cleetus?
No, it's not him.
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Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
<--EK
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