i've killed a leopard and played contact sports in college(without distinction, but i made the team). i'm shamed by the masculinity of drinking and smoking such manly, rugged things you village-person you.

shine on you bleeding diamond,
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits