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#110111 - 07/06/05 05:52 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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Jesus Christ is this the best you guys can do. I have a purple shit, bitch. Is this all? I've opened the fucking door for you! Do I have to point the way as well.

This is getting boring. It's not fun or funny anymore. You guys are lame. I'm moving on to a new threads in hopes of finding amusement

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#110112 - 07/06/05 06:00 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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actually, you just got destroyed and are officially the bleeding-ass-guy from now on.

take tail in right hand.
tuck between legs(you know, where all the blood keeps coming from)
peace out. bitch.
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#110113 - 07/06/05 06:25 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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so if you're not really upset and anally bleeding, why then, are you listed as online and composing yet another reply?
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#110114 - 07/06/05 06:26 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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#110115 - 07/06/05 06:33 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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If it's bleeding, it's from boredom and lack of amusement.

Now run along you Purple Shirt Metrosexual and use a douche to clean out your bleeding ass then stick a tampon in it. Go tell your buddies over a cappuccino how in touch with your feminine side you are.

I'll be drinking whiskey and smoking a cigar. Bitch, you are going to shove the used cigar but up your but when I'm done. Make sure you have your purple shirt on.

When you are ready to give up the Metrosexual lifestyle we can drink whiskey and smoke cigars together.






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#110116 - 07/06/05 06:43 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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i've killed a leopard and played contact sports in college(without distinction, but i made the team). i'm shamed by the masculinity of drinking and smoking such manly, rugged things you village-person you.

shine on you bleeding diamond,
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#110117 - 07/06/05 07:52 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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It's crazy diamond not bleeding diamond.
I'm bored and your must be bored as well.

I smoked cigars when it was not cool. I love cigars so fuck you and the village people too

We know why you played those sports.
leopard killing....

I've never killed one. Do 300 lb black bears at 20 feet count? I accidently got between a mother and her cub while hunting. She was really pissed. It was not fun. Killing the mother sentenced the cub to a slow death from starvation that winter.
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#110118 - 07/06/05 08:01 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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that sucks about the bear. leopards are nasty fuckers, i wasn't intending to kill one of them but it had been around the camp for a few nights and they're nasty in the sense that they'll actually stalk and kill you when they're a healthy animal and there's other prey around. it's weird because they're roughly the same size as the cats on this continent and central and south america but just somehow a lot meaner. i didn't kill it at 20 feet, but i also had to work with solids on a cat which isn't ideal.
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#110119 - 07/06/05 08:47 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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for all your swagger-esque bullshit, your still just a john...stupid prick.

jimmy I'm talkin' to you...bitchless fuck.


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#110120 - 07/06/05 08:59 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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for all your swagger-esque bullshit, your still just a john...stupid prick.




Of whom do you speak?
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#110121 - 07/06/05 09:02 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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for all your swagger-esque bullshit, your still just a john...stupid prick.




Of whom do you speak?




better? fuckin' idiot.
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#110122 - 07/06/05 09:05 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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for all your swagger-esque bullshit, your still just a john...stupid prick.




Of whom do you speak?




better? fuckin' idiot.



What is better? And just for the record: I am not fucking you so I am not fuckin' idiot.


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#110123 - 07/06/05 09:12 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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And remember kids.


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#110124 - 07/06/05 09:46 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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that sucks about the bear. leopards are nasty fuckers, i wasn't intending to kill one of them but it had been around the camp for a few nights and they're nasty in the sense that they'll actually stalk and kill you when they're a healthy animal and there's other prey around. it's weird because they're roughly the same size as the cats on this continent and central and south america but just somehow a lot meaner. i didn't kill it at 20 feet, but i also had to work with solids on a cat which isn't ideal.




20 feet wasn't my choice. As I was shooting I could see the blood and bits of fur flying off her and she just kept coming at me. She turned away after my last shot and circled me for 20 minutes knocking down dead trees and making strange noises before dying. All I could do was sit there and wait. From then on I carry more then five shots.

btw

I noticed that I'm finally down to one star. Oh well, at least I've tried to get these boards moving which is alot more then most of my judges have done.



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#110125 - 07/06/05 09:52 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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for all your swagger-esque bullshit, your still just a john...stupid prick.

jimmy I'm talkin' to you...bitchless fuck.




Juke, you got issues of your own to deal with. Like this, and this. before you go hurling stones around.

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#110126 - 07/06/05 10:12 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Holy fuck....what happened to this thread????
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#110127 - 07/06/05 10:19 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
Too Damned Ugly Offline
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Posts: 261
It's taken on a life of its own and is wandering all over the place. LOL


IT's ALIVE.

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#110128 - 07/07/05 10:54 AM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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juke, if they're not doing potentially-dangerous medical experiments on you--you're useless.
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#110129 - 07/07/05 02:34 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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juke, if they're not doing potentially-dangerous medical experiments on you--you're useless.




lol I'm a well adjusted pervert.
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#110130 - 07/07/05 07:03 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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I'll go with thanksgiving as the biggest bullshit holiday. What exactly are we celebrating? How gullable the Indians were for trusting the pilgrims. I suppose that if they had just massacred the pilgrims instead of having dinner with them, they still would have been supplanted but at least we wouldn't be left with this stupid holiday.

(me after last thanksgiving)->

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#110131 - 07/07/05 08:46 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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I'm sorry Too Damned Ugly, but there needs to be a rule in place where you are not allowed to respond to an insult with just an instant graemlin. If your not going to say anything, don't post. In my mind, the rule is unwritten but exists.

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#110132 - 07/08/05 08:50 AM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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I'm sorry Too Damned Ugly, but there needs to be a rule in place where you are not allowed to respond to an insult with just an instant graemlin. If your not going to say anything, don't post. In my mind, the rule is unwritten but exists.




Ok just so I know. What the fuck is a graemlin, so I wont respond with one.


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#110133 - 07/08/05 09:01 AM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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I'm sorry Too Damned Ugly, but there needs to be a rule in place where you are not allowed to respond to an insult with just an instant graemlin. If your not going to say anything, don't post. In my mind, the rule is unwritten but exists.




Ok just so I know. What the fuck is a graemlin, so I wont respond with one.





I believe that it is a fancy name for "smileys" but don't ask me to pronounce it. I copied and pasted "Instant Graemlins" from the reply screen.

BTW, why is the first letter in tanta's lowercase and the first letter in Daddy uppercase?

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#110134 - 07/08/05 12:36 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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Quote:

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I'm sorry Too Damned Ugly, but there needs to be a rule in place where you are not allowed to respond to an insult with just an instant graemlin. If your not going to say anything, don't post. In my mind, the rule is unwritten but exists.




Ok just so I know. What the fuck is a graemlin, so I wont respond with one.





I believe that it is a fancy name for "smileys" but don't ask me to pronounce it. I copied and pasted "Instant Graemlins" from the reply screen.

BTW, why is the first letter in tanta's lowercase and the first letter in Daddy uppercase?



A name in lower case is indicative of a sub, bottom, slave. Take your pick. The upper case name is the opposite.
It is pronounced Graemlins.
See that was easy.
This concludes todays class.
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#110135 - 07/08/05 03:51 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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A name in lower case is indicative of a sub, bottom, slave.







(tanta)(tD)

Got a little BDSM going on up in tD's hizzy, do ya? Where in the hell do you meet women like this? Not criticizing btw, but you just don't find women like this everyday. She ever intentionally do things wrong so that you'll punish her? You know like take a crap in the middle of your living room floor?

Just kidding btw, you probably already knew I was.

She is an attractive lady though.


Note: this is the second time that I could have used a pooping graemlin. Evil Klown, your the graemlin expert. It should be your mission to find the coveted pooping graemlin which has so far eluded my internet search attempts.

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#110136 - 07/08/05 07:45 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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I'm sorry Too Damned Ugly, but there needs to be a rule in place where you are not allowed to respond to an insult with just an instant graemlin. If your not going to say anything, don't post. In my mind, the rule is unwritten but exists.




+1

Of all the things I've done to provoke people is the funniest. I can't stop laughing... I should have done this sooner.

I love you little worm. Lets get drunk at the titty bar and smoke cigars.

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#110137 - 07/08/05 08:11 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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Worm
The meeting part is a very long story and one I'm sure would bore the hell out of the board. Let's just leave it at that.
I consider myself a very lucky old man.
Games aside she is a good one.
But then again games are fun too.
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#110138 - 07/08/05 10:20 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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+1

Of all the things I've done to provoke people is the funniest. I can't stop laughing... I should have done this sooner.

I love you little worm. Lets get drunk at the titty bar and smoke cigars.





I don't smoke cigars but if you got a blunt than we might be in business.

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#110139 - 07/08/05 10:32 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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She is an attractive lady though.


*co-sign* I don't know anything about "shitty trolls"and what-have you but thats about as fair a pair of legs as you will find on a civilian....
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#110140 - 07/08/05 10:39 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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You jiggaz are crazy. Wheres the ass? Wheres the tits? But its all good, just bend that shit over, her face aint much to look at anyways. She looks like she'd be annoying as fuck to screw. She looks like shed be talking nonstop with shit like "You know today at work I sharpened 36 number two pencils, then after that I was promoted to getting the boss coffee, then i made myself a healthy choice lunch, and then..." BLAH I'd end up having to turn this bitch into Aurora Snow and Gagfactor her to death and then call Skeeter for help on stashing the body!!!!!
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#110141 - 07/09/05 01:09 AM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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You jiggaz are crazy. Wheres the ass? Wheres the tits? But its all good, just bend that shit over, her face aint much to look at anyways. She looks like she'd be annoying as fuck to screw. She looks like shed be talking nonstop with shit like "You know today at work I sharpened 36 number two pencils, then after that I was promoted to getting the boss coffee, then i made myself a healthy choice lunch, and then..." BLAH I'd end up having to turn this bitch into Aurora Snow and Gagfactor her to death and then call Skeeter for help on stashing the body!!!!!




Maybe the funniest thing I've read all day..
I'm out for the weekend bitches, going to spend it on a lake somewhere


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#110142 - 07/09/05 09:40 AM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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You jiggaz are crazy. Wheres the ass? Wheres the tits? But its all good, just bend that shit over, her face aint much to look at anyways. She looks like she'd be annoying as fuck to screw. She looks like shed be talking nonstop with shit like "You know today at work I sharpened 36 number two pencils, then after that I was promoted to getting the boss coffee,




No Cooch you couldn't be more wrong. Quiet, young lady without a hint of that ditzy blond valley girl bullshit. She is tough as nails and doesn't talk shit. Speaks her mind, intelligently. And is a very bad girl at home and a lady in all other situations.
And as far as her looks goes, well I like a girl that I can look at without makeup. Which is a lot more than I can say for most of the un-made up industry females posted on here. And as to where is the ass well.....
But to each their own.
Bish, Yeah the legs are good all the way up to paradise.


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#110143 - 07/09/05 12:53 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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excuse me a minute... thanx tD
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#110144 - 07/09/05 02:53 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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excuse me a minute... thanx tD



You're welcome, and try not to rub up a bilster.
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#110145 - 07/09/05 05:50 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY



That would make my dick work just fine....fuck, I need to buy one of those....
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#110146 - 07/12/05 07:12 AM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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Goddamn, I hadn't seen the ass picture, TD. You got any more? tanta is a cherry.

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#110147 - 07/12/05 11:08 PM Re: Happy Fucking Fourth Of July
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Goddamn, I hadn't seen the ass picture, TD. You got any more? tanta is a cherry.





Yes I do. And if you are nice I might post one or two.
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