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Which holiday do you hate the most? Which is the Most Hypocritical? The 4th, X-mas, Thansgiving?

In light of the current Bush administration's assault on my inalienable right to pollute my mind with filthy porn, I'd say right now the Fourth is the biggest bunch of bullshit we are forced to smell. The Declaration of Independence was written by Thomas Jefferson, a brilliant man who liked to fuck his sexy black female slaves. His Declaration led to the birth of a nation CENTERED on preventing government from intruding into our personal lives. It's an undeniably plausible speculation that the founding fathers Jefferson, John Adams, Sam Adams (not the fuckin beer idiot), Benjamin Franklin, and of course JOHN HANCOCK would all be HUGE Pornography fans if they were alive today instead of being dead guys.

The 2257 bullshit, and the secret follow-on second wave IRS Blitzkrieg, makes me want to emigrate somewhere where I can sit on a mountaintop with my computer and watch whatever porn I want while jerking off and watching my wad fall down the slope onto some unsuspecting-blond-female-rightwing-leaveittobeaver-born-again-christian-mountain-climber from Duluth Minnesota.

I don't even watch a lot of porn...but when I do I want to be able to see what I want. My erectile percentage function index depends on it. George Bush is fucking around with my ability to jerk off....UNACCEPTABLE.

Happy Fucking Fourth....I will be gone until Sunday Night, playing poker at Foxwoods and Drinking...Poker...Drinking...More Drinking...poker?...No...

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i think it's stretching it to say jefferson would be a big fan or porn--in fact the dude would have demanded everyone associated with an evil angel tranny flick be put to death.

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eh, homeboy did draft a bill calling for the castration of all men who engaged in sodomy and something really weird about ripping part of the nasal cartilidge out for women. you'll have to look up the details on the shit for women, i can't remember.

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eh, homeboy did draft a bill calling for the castration of all men who engaged in sodomy and something really weird about ripping part of the nasal cartilidge out for women. you'll have to look up the details on the shit for women, i can't remember.

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DaBurglar I'll give you a pass on this because you were indoctrinated at hahvahd and all, but fuck all this America bashing. Anyone who wants to beef about it ought to live somewhere else for a while. And for you freaks that DO live somewhere else- don't come crying until you've lived here-your opinion does not count whatsoever until then.

That said- Jefferson and his contemporaries would roll in their graves if they saw what this country has become.

Not that I was asked, but I'm not discussing America with anyone else here until they can quote me chapter and verse from the Federalist Papers and they can understand why this document is constitutionally sound.

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eh, homeboy did draft a bill calling for the castration of all men who engaged in sodomy and something really weird about ripping part of the nasal cartilidge out for women. you'll have to look up the details on the shit for women, i can't remember.

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DaBurglar I'll give you a pass on this because you were indoctrinated at hahvahd and all, but fuck all this America bashing. Anyone who wants to beef about it ought to live somewhere else for a while. And for you freaks that DO live somewhere else- don't come crying until you've lived here-your opinion does not count whatsoever until then.

That said- Jefferson and his contemporaries would roll in their graves if they saw what this country has become.

Not that I was asked, but I'm not discussing America with anyone else here until they can quote me chapter and verse from the Federalist Papers and they can understand why this document is constitutionally sound.

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Does it matter? Nah, I believe the War of Northern Aggression settled that question a long time ago

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celebrate the independence of the people that took away my people's independence?

screw that. i'm going to watch the jaws quadrilogy and watch all the white eyes get eaten by a mechanical shark for 8 hours.

...booyah

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celebrate the independence of the people that took away my people's independence?

screw that. i'm going to watch the jaws quadrilogy and watch all the white eyes get eaten by a mechanical shark for 8 hours.



...booyah

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Have to be specific, pard...those "people" were the dang Jews

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celebrate the independence of the people that took away my people's independence?


screw that. i'm going to watch the jaws quadrilogy and watch all the white eyes get eaten by a mechanical shark for 8 hours.



...booyah

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Have to be specific, pard...those "people" were the dang Jews

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Jaws Update: I Fucked up and watchd the fourth movie first. and as much as i want to see a town of Caucasian's munched on while celebrating the fourth of july (Jaws & Jaws 2) i don't think my powers can get me thru Jaws 3. (how the fuck did a movie with Dennis Quaid get in collection?)

I would watch Logan's run again but i always end up stroking it to farrah faucett or the other chick (who has a great rack.)

waitasec...what the hell was i talking about?

fuck jaws.

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Which holiday do you hate the most? Which is the Most Hypocritical? The 4th, X-mas, Thansgiving?

In light of the current Bush administration's assault on my inalienable right to pollute my mind with filthy porn, I'd say right now the Fourth is the biggest bunch of bullshit we are forced to smell. The Declaration of Independence was written by Thomas Jefferson, a brilliant man who liked to fuck his sexy black female slaves. His Declaration led to the birth of a nation CENTERED on preventing government from intruding into our personal lives. It's an undeniably plausible speculation that the founding fathers Jefferson, John Adams, Sam Adams (not the fuckin beer idiot), Benjamin Franklin, and of course JOHN HANCOCK would all be HUGE Pornography fans if they were alive today instead of being dead guys.

The 2257 bullshit, and the secret follow-on second wave IRS Blitzkrieg, makes me want to emigrate somewhere where I can sit on a mountaintop with my computer and watch whatever porn I want while jerking off and watching my wad fall down the slope onto some unsuspecting-blond-female-rightwing-leaveittobeaver-born-again-christian-mountain-climber from Duluth Minnesota.

I don't even watch a lot of porn...but when I do I want to be able to see what I want. My erectile percentage function index depends on it. George Bush is fucking around with my ability to jerk off....UNACCEPTABLE.

Happy Fucking Fourth....I will be gone until Sunday Night, playing poker at Foxwoods and Drinking...Poker...Drinking...More Drinking...poker?...No...

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Does it matter? Nah, I believe the War of Northern Aggression settled that question a long time ago

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But bornyo, my history teacher says the civil war was all about slavery, so I believe it.

I didn't hear the phrase "states' rights" one time in that calss. Jeez.

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For the record I do Believe the South was Right, and if not for John Bell Hood and Braxton Bragg, probably would have won, or at least forced a draw. Stonewall Jackson getting nailed by his own men also didn't help...

I have read the Federalist papers, I know about Jefferson. The whole point of my rant has to do with what our government should and should not be involved in with respect to our private lives. The original intention of the Founding Fathers, after the articles of confederation flopped, was to empower a central government JUSSSSSSt enough to make it effective and still preserve people's personal liberty and freedom. In today's world/society, as different a world as it is from what Jefferson lived in, the principles still apply and should apply. There is a hidden, insidious agenda in the republican administration's efforts regarding "obscenity"....I am neither a Republican or a Democrat, I only believe in me. No I am not a Satanist, although I "do what I wilt", but I am very protective of my personal right to jerk off whenever and however I want.

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Last time I read, approximately 44 million Americans pay no federal income taxes, and they have no regrets clamoring for income redistribution to fund the nanny state. So, that's the crux of the matter in my simple outlook of society in AmeriKa. I despise most DemoRats and Repugs, and if I had to apply a label to myself, Conservative Libertarian is the best fit. With that said, forget this political shi'it cuz this place ain't ADT rife with its Euro Lefties.


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The south murdered 4% of the population with their terrorism. The war was about Slavery and if you read the speeches used by southern statesmen at the time it is obvious.

To all those who like to fly the southern flag. You are a terrorist you support terrorism and you deserve to die slowly. If you think that the south is going to rise again.... We kicked your pussy asses once and we can do it again.

The north only made two mistakes during the war to put down southern terrorists.

1. They didn't kill all the white southern terrorists. America would have been better off with these assholes and their children gone.

2. They didn't ship all the black people back to Africa. The reasons that should have been done are obvious.

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Last time I read, approximately 44 million Americans pay no federal income taxes, and they have no regrets clamoring for income redistribution to fund the nanny state. So, that's the crux of the matter in my simple outlook of society in AmeriKa. I despise most DemoRats and Repugs, and if I had to apply a label to myself, Conservative Libertarian is the best fit. With that said, forget this political shi'it cuz this place ain't ADT rife with its Euro Lefties.

Cleetus, please insert the appropriate Al Sweargen quote denigrating politics into a nutshell here

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You must be related to Jessica Darling.


Blow it out your ass. I am right and you know it. It's not pleasent but it is right.

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Blow it out your ass. I am right and you know it. It's not pleasant but it is right.

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The south murdered 4% of the population with their terrorism. The war was about Slavery and if you read the speeches used by southern statesmen at the time it is obvious.

To all those who like to fly the southern flag. You are a terrorist you support terrorism and you deserve to die slowly. If you think that the south is going to rise again.... We kicked your pussy asses once and we can do it again.

The north only made two mistakes during the war to put down southern terrorists.

1. They didn't kill all the white southern terrorists. America would have been better off with these assholes and their children gone.

2. They didn't ship all the black people back to Africa. The reasons that should have been done are obvious.

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I'm not going to take the time to point out what was wrong with your statement. If you can't figure it out, your bad.

I will blow it out my ass only because I know you'll be there to slurp up the splatter bitch.

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A response like that shows that you are incapable of reading/thinking past what someone has told you, and are simply responding to what you believe to be a stereotypical Southerner.

You are way out of your league my friend.

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A response like that shows that you are incapable of reading/thinking past what someone has told you, and are simply responding to what you believe to be a stereotypical Southerner.

You are way out of your league my friend.

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You're giving me the last word? Thank you for being so ignorant!

If I am out of my league when it comes to you, I am grateful. I do not wish to be placed in a league of racist pig fuckers.

Now you say that you are not a stereotypical pig-fucking racist southerner but you talk like you are with your statements about the civil war. Being a southerner, I can guess that you are a regular church goer. Does it ever bother you that your god allowed the north to put an end to the civil war so that the evil oppression of your grandpappies could be halted?

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I love this reply. Don't let Bornyo fool you, Most southerners are like you portray them.

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forget the guns. I want to feel this pricks life fade away and watch as his soul goes down the toilet.

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True had we all been shipped back to africa your great-great-grandmother would have never found out what she was missing sexually,using that info to start a chain of torment that would be passed down to all the men? that would be born into your family in future years,and also spawn the earliest forms of a new genre of pornography-interracial.Next time you talk to your mom,tell her I said thanx for the white women....


your grt-grt-gma> <big-buck negroslave
How the fuck did I miss this shit?Somebody has to start pm'ing me about post like this!

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True had we all been shipped back to africa your great-great-grandmother would have never found out what she was missing sexually,using that info to start a chain of torment that would be passed down to all the men? that would be born into your family in future years,and also spawn the earliest forms of a new genre of pornography-interracial.Next time you talk to your mom,tell her I said thanx for the white women....


your grt-grt-gma> <big-buck negroslave
How the fuck did I miss this shit?Somebody has to start pm'ing me about post like this!

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You know that you would be happier running around the plains of Africa, raping the neighbors women, steeling the neighbors food and fucking the elephants then living here.
so go and be free. Run around the plains of Africa. Celebrate kwanza or whatever the fuck you call it.
Where your funny clothes and look normal.

Leave the light skined black women here and we know why they are light skined.Yes my great grandpa not only fucked your women. He did it while your great grandpa watched and your great grandpa had to help deliver my great grandpa's baby.

The best he could hope for was to be a catcher for other mens babys comming out of his wifes vagina.

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so-apparently you've been to prison and have something against all black people just because a few of them caused anal-fissures and longterm-bleeding. i'm sorry your bum-bum won't ever be a virgin one again, but you can't hold an entire race responsible for ruining your rectum. that's really you in the widely-circulated mila-picture, isn't it? i'm right as usual, bitch.

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so-apparently you've been to prison and have something against all black people just because a few of them caused anal-fissures and longterm-bleeding. i'm sorry your bum-bum won't ever be a virgin one again, but you can't hold an entire race responsible for ruining your rectum. that's really you in the widely-circulated mila-picture, isn't it? i'm right as usual, bitch.

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God bless Dave Chapelle for making it cool to call another man a bitch.