I find Christmas to be the most bullshit holiday out of those three. At least during Thanksgiving and Independence Day, most people get shitfaced, and for the most part the weather is better. Plus Christmas costs me too much fuckin money, spending it all on people I could care less about. If it were up to me, I'd handout goodie bags of feces with a card that says "I just got you a gift that reminded me of you." In the meantime, Raise your glasses or mugs bitches. Get your drinks on! Fuck hard and fuck deep! Or in some of your cases In my case I'll be too busy since I just got back from Vegas. And you bitches probably thought you got rid of me because I was gone for a few days