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Which holiday do you hate the most? Which is the Most Hypocritical? The 4th, X-mas, Thansgiving?

In light of the current Bush administration's assault on my inalienable right to pollute my mind with filthy porn, I'd say right now the Fourth is the biggest bunch of bullshit we are forced to smell. The Declaration of Independence was written by Thomas Jefferson, a brilliant man who liked to fuck his sexy black female slaves. His Declaration led to the birth of a nation CENTERED on preventing government from intruding into our personal lives. It's an undeniably plausible speculation that the founding fathers Jefferson, John Adams, Sam Adams (not the fuckin beer idiot), Benjamin Franklin, and of course JOHN HANCOCK would all be HUGE Pornography fans if they were alive today instead of being dead guys.

The 2257 bullshit, and the secret follow-on second wave IRS Blitzkrieg, makes me want to emigrate somewhere where I can sit on a mountaintop with my computer and watch whatever porn I want while jerking off and watching my wad fall down the slope onto some unsuspecting-blond-female-rightwing-leaveittobeaver-born-again-christian-mountain-climber from Duluth Minnesota.

I don't even watch a lot of porn...but when I do I want to be able to see what I want. My erectile percentage function index depends on it. George Bush is fucking around with my ability to jerk off....UNACCEPTABLE.

Happy Fucking Fourth....I will be gone until Sunday Night, playing poker at Foxwoods and Drinking...Poker...Drinking...More Drinking...poker?...No...

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