I have an apology to make to all the forum readers. I've beena round a while, but dont post much, mostly just lurk. I usually don't think I have much to say or anything useful to add, but when my title went to someone's (forgot the idiot name) crackdeal I had to post more to get rid of the hideous title. I am happy now that I a wannabe, , much more respectable.

I would like to apologize to my neighbor for urinating on her dog when the little fucker wouldn't shut up.

I should apologize to the world for many things. But fuck it I ain't going to as I am having too much fum.

I want to apologize to every fucker whos walett I took after slipping him a roofie

I aplogize to Gina, my Senior Year g/f who was pre-med, and 2 days before her immensely important Final Exam in Organic Chemistry I forced her to go out with me to a bar. She got completely hammered, so much so that when we got back to my room, she was too drunk to blow me and my 93% erect penis. So instead I jerk off, several times, and used the pages of her organic chemistry textbook to wipe it up with...The next night before her exam, hungover, Gina couldn't study very well because her textbook was glued together...Gina got a 'D' on the exam, and missed getting into Medical school. She is now a crack whore in Philadelphia...

I apologize Gina.

I would like to apologize to the person who had to clean the mens room at Joes Crab Shack at about 8:30 Tuesday night.

Well, we agree on one thing: I don't know who the fuck you are, and we both like it much better when you don't post at all.