why?

next cage occupant?

is the penalty cage ready for its next guest

damnit, i jsut reads this thread in all the other forums, hoping that one of them would be different, but no, the all had to be the same.

Why did all the "why" topics have to say the exact same thing. Why

You can always tell when simp is out of lithium.

All right, it took me a little while but I realized this was a test.

Simp is spamming the board with posts that contribute nothing to the board and harp on the same subject in all forums and on multiple threads. The test here is, does he receive the same japslap the other spammers get or does he get preferential treatment based on his prior history of posting masterpieces?

My vote is for preferential treatment and passing a hat to establish a lithium fund.

So why you gonna tell everybody? Hmm?WHY!!!! HUH ? WHY???!!!


ps.Let me go on record as saying that simp is different than anyone else(this may be the largest understatement I'll make this decade)and should be treated as such.In fact let me nominate The WHY series of post for post of the year in the on-going series catagory.

since when did life become fair and justice blind?

simp's afforded the mulligans others shouldn't be, pass the hat.

what?

Need I say I love you
Need I say I care
Need I say that emotion’s,
Something we don’t share
I don’t want to be sitting here
Trying to deceive you
Cos you know I know baby
That I don’t wanna go.

We cannot live together
We cannot live apart
That’s the situation
I’ve known it from the start
Every time that I look at you
I can see the future
Cos you know I know babe
That I don’t wanna go.

Throwing it all away
Throwing it all away
Is there nothing that I can say
To make you change your mind
I watch the world go round and round
And see mine turning upside down
You’re throwing it all away.

Now who will light up the darkness
Who will hold your hand
Who will find you the answers
When you don’t understand
Why should I have to be the one
Who has to convince you
Cos you know I know baby
That I don’t wanna go.

Someday you’ll be sorry
Someday when you’re free
Memories will remind you
That our love was meant to be
Late at night when you call my name
The only sound you’ll hear
Is the sound of your voice calling
Calling after me.

Just throwing it all away
Throwing it all away
There’s nothing I can say
We’re throwing it all away
Yes we’re throwing it all away...

WHY would you post a Phil Collins song? WHY?

I dont know WHY but the more Simp loses it the better I feel.Does that make me a bad person?

Darwin Award Winner for 2005

Hey, is that guy dead?

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Darwin Award Winner for 2005

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He was trying to prove to his girlfriend(now ex) that he is not, in fact, spineless. See baby? there it is, right there, under where the brain is supposed to be.