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#109749 - 06/29/05 01:32 PM
Pornstar Karaoke At Grant's Request
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Well here we go:
In the blue corner..."Oops I just farted. I get gas after eating a whole box of twinkies. Dont worry though, I'll get my exercise watching all of you guys sing and dance...i get out of breath just walking from the parking lot."
Oprah Winfrey and Star Jones if they mated. By the way someone should tell her to use a real gun next time she tries doing that motion.
Just look at the guys expression in the back. Hes like did this bitch get confused...its not seniors night. You go Kyoto!
Americas favorite import cum guzzler, and im talking about Mark Davis.
Americas next top orthodontal nightmare model and Simon Cowell, who tells Luke in this picture, "You are quite possibly the worst photographer on the planet Luke."
Wankus in all of his glory striking his prison bitch pose. Nice PJ's by the way, did he get those from Frankie at the swapmeet? I guess he keeps a roll of toilet paper in his back pocket for emergencies.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#109751 - 06/29/05 02:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Fucking EXCELLENT, Coochie!!!!!
I love it, I love it , I love it!!!!
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#109752 - 06/29/05 02:19 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I must apologize if I am not as humerous as my predecessors, but with Random out and Monkey getting vaccinations someones gotta START the thread-like you had said.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#109753 - 06/29/05 02:27 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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#109754 - 06/29/05 02:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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God Bless Coochie and Shaddup! You guys fucking rock!!!!!
Monkey will be so proud!!!
More please!!!!
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"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him."
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#109756 - 06/29/05 02:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Yeah!!!! Looks like Sean Penn.....thirty years from now!
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#109757 - 06/29/05 03:24 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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I wonder if he leached that cigatette from a woman or he just smokes female cigarettes.
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#109758 - 06/29/05 03:41 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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He was just practicing putting something long and lean in his mouth before he had to go to "work." I guess he was stretching his throat muscles out.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#109760 - 06/29/05 04:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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 <Dork in 1978 style Shirt> "When you want to send a text a message you hit....send. When the 'Battery is Low' light is on, that means that ... the battery is in fact low. And when you want to turn the phone off...you hit 'Power Off' ...." <Dumb Porn Chick> "Ohhhhhhhh...."
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#109762 - 06/29/05 04:34 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Da Burglar's take had me rolling!!!! But I really think Coochie Monster may read these situations like Hannibal Lecter reads the brain of a serial killer!!
It makes us all sit up in awe!!! It's CLASSIC!
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#109763 - 06/29/05 04:53 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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Oops, that wasn't karaoke. How bout this:   No comment.  Read the shirt, realize it's karaoke. ---  Today's Mindbender: Which one is drunk, and which one is just a whore?
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#109764 - 06/29/05 05:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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That last mindbender has me ALL fucked up in the head! It's a riddle for the ages!
Hey, don't just focus on Luke's Karaoke pics....the porn shoot pics need mention too! Some classics of Ariana in there!
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#109765 - 06/29/05 05:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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anything i come up with is going to pale in comparison to hisexcellency's works. here's a selection from the anthology "hisexcellency on arianna: the blackman hates this bitch"
Hello Hizzoe!, the Blackman wants a word with you, I saw you on meatholes and midnight prowl and I would admit I slayed my hammer to it, but you are a whore so it is mandatory I do this. However that is unimportant, heres the issue slizzoe! you refuse to do the blackman and do a bukkake you flake but you said on meatholes that your scenes
are generally rough so I came up with the idea that since you like it rough let me throw you off a building and you die, then kick you in the stomach then you die, then peepee
and dookie on you then you die!, then pick you up and give you some sweet dick music! to your chin then fuck your dead
body kick you in the neck and you die! then me and some brothers will slay your dead anus and va..va.. vagina then
you die! hizzoe but like jew men and there money your probably frugal with your pussy. Oh you are disgusting you die! hizzoe flow hizzoe! at least we have one thing in common we are both disliked by the kkk(nra) but you would
probably sha bong sha bong them before the blackman to.
You are icky poopoo face illllll!!. Oh yeah one more thing
you DIE!. Ariana Jollee is fucking repulsive. I wouldn't touch her with gloves on. If there's one porn whore I wouldn't give my money to, it's pissface. How does it feel to be pissed in the face by serial killers? I fuckie shit on you. I fuckie piss on you. I fuckie spit on you. I fuckie KILL KILL KILL you. I fuckie chop you into thousand tiny pieces and put you in blender. I fuckie ice pick the eyes and use for poker chips. I fuckie carve the cunt and use for smelling salts. I fuckie axe the head and use for balling ball. I fuckie dynamite the breasts and use for feed maternity ward for day. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I fuckie slice the anus and use for rat poison. I fuckie chop the arms and use for windmill blades. I fuckie chop the legs and use for fence posts. CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! I fuckie KILL KILL KILL the whole Jollee family. When I done I throw you away like garbage.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#109768 - 06/29/05 06:07 PM
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Registered: 06/20/05
Posts: 6
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What are These people...ON DOPE?!?!?!?!
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#109770 - 06/29/05 07:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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<Dork in 1978 style Shirt>
<Dumb Porn Chick>
Hes pretending to be a journalist
the lot of you know not what you talk of. She is'nt a porn chick and he owns Black Widow (the night's sponsor) and both are kool as fuck.
I have both of their names done in my "kool" book.
word.
how dare you fuckers...
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#109774 - 06/29/05 08:18 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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<Dork in 1978 style Shirt>
<Dumb Porn Chick>
Hes pretending to be a journalist
the lot of you know not what you talk of. She is'nt a porn chick and he owns Black Widow (the night's sponsor) and both are kool as fuck.
I have both of their names done in my "kool" book.
word.
how dare you fuckers...
Come on monstar, its in our nature to fuck with these people.
So that guy on the right is the douche that's responsible for Wankus producing, directing, and starring in films now? I wonder how many blow jobs tyler and wankus had to give this guy to get him to distribute their shit.
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#109775 - 06/29/05 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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<Dork in 1978 style Shirt>
<Dumb Porn Chick>
Hes pretending to be a journalist
the lot of you know not what you talk of. She is'nt a porn chick and he owns Black Widow (the night's sponsor) and both are kool as fuck.
I have both of their names done in my "kool" book.
word.
how dare you fuckers...
Chirst, go have a cup of tee pee....Who gives a fuck? It's the creative venom and anger that counts, anything for a laugh or a knee to the groin...besides she LOOKS like a porn chick and she is at PSK, so what the hell do you expect us to conclude...."Ooohh there's a hott looking Paralegal...????"
easy cheesy don't blow a wheel. maybe my shit reads harder than i write...
i'm all for a good laugh, fucker.
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#109776 - 06/29/05 08:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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<Dork in 1978 style Shirt>
<Dumb Porn Chick>
Hes pretending to be a journalist
the lot of you know not what you talk of. She is'nt a porn chick and he owns Black Widow (the night's sponsor) and both are kool as fuck.
I have both of their names done in my "kool" book.
how dare you fuckers...
So the dude in the orange picnic shirt is responsible for producing movies of Tyler and Wankus? And WHO do think is gonna buy these movies, Monstar????
And your "kool" book could probably fetch about a buck and 50 cents on eBay, buddy!
Seriously .... Monstar.... how dare YOU, fucker!
shaddap grant. when you get into the into the adult entertainment industry you'll find that being in my kool book is the place to be.
much love to ya man 
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#109777 - 06/29/05 08:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I have nothing better to add than has already been posted, but I'll try to do a little better than just post the jammin dude. Da Burglar- the cel phone thing was priceless. It's sig worthy but I can't figure out how to edit it into one. James, the timing for his excellency was great. I lost a beer on that one through my nose. Coochie especially and and everyone else, this is bar none the best non-monkey style pic thread posted here. Thanks. 
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#109779 - 06/29/05 11:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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How'd I miss this guy?
You were blinded by the glare from his belt buckle. People are still wearing those outside of Nashville and Austin?
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#109785 - 06/30/05 09:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I need to clear things up, who does smuthutguy hate again?
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#109786 - 06/30/05 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Where are the porn stars at?
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) Her reaction indicates thats shes falling for this shit and hes probably going to be pumping her full of kids. 
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