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<Dork in 1978 style Shirt> "When you want to send a text a message you hit....send. When the 'Battery is Low' light is on, that means that ... the battery is in fact low. And when you want to turn the phone off...you hit 'Power Off' ...."

<Dumb Porn Chick> "Ohhhhhhhh...."

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Actually I think hes using a classic scam my ass has used before on bitches while out at a bar. Hes pretending to be a journalist *cough* (Luke) hes asking her a series of questions and shes getting all hot. He probably told her that he writes for Cosmo and that he is writing an expose on the relationship between the Presidential Election and the opinions of beautiful women (no i think shes skeezy, but im saying what this tard is saying ) Her reaction indicates thats shes falling for this shit and hes probably going to be pumping her full of kids.