Well here we go:

In the blue corner..."Oops I just farted. I get gas after eating a whole box of twinkies. Dont worry though, I'll get my exercise watching all of you guys sing and dance...i get out of breath just walking from the parking lot."



Oprah Winfrey and Star Jones if they mated. By the way someone should tell her to use a real gun next time she tries doing that motion.



Just look at the guys expression in the back. Hes like did this bitch get confused...its not seniors night. You go Kyoto!



Americas favorite import cum guzzler, and im talking about Mark Davis.



Americas next top orthodontal nightmare model and Simon Cowell, who tells Luke in this picture, "You are quite possibly the worst photographer on the planet Luke."


Wankus in all of his glory striking his prison bitch pose. Nice PJ's by the way, did he get those from Frankie at the swapmeet? I guess he keeps a roll of toilet paper in his back pocket for emergencies.