Well done, Owen. Your vigorous prose style reminds me of a very young and very drunk Norman Mailer. The sheer length will assure that it will be read as often as Proust's
À la Recherche du Temps Perdu and MLyons doctoral thesis on lighting in porn. In fact, your writing is so powerful, the descriptions so vivid that I was compelled to beat off right at my computer terminal. Imagine my co-worker's consternation.
Again, well done. And we hope to hear more from you in the future.
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