1. Girls getting roasted on spits and eaten ala www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/ (Lizzy Borden take note!)
2. Girls getting spat on (tough to find and never advertized as such.)
3. Girls getting hit, especially closed-fisted (really sorry)
4. Japanese people
Non-SM things:
5. Mutual pissing in the mouth/face
6. Taylor Rain (even if she's always high)
7. Cytherea pissing on people (even if she's a complete bitch and dumb as all fuck)
8. Guys shutting up
9. Good production values
10. That weird feeling you get when you're just walking along and a flock of geese comes and urinates on you. You know that feeling?