watching a drunk stripper try to wheel around in my w/chair in a crowded strip club crashing into guys sitting in regular chairs and pissing off the other strippers who are sitting in their laps, while I sit in a regular chair off to the side with my cuervo gold and pretzels hitting on the waitresses who I often find more attractive than the strippers and who I have better luck scoring with in general......that's what turns me on....ooohhhh yeahhhh