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I was just thinking...you know what would be fucking great. For one of us rejects to call her up at her office and let her know that we're interested in selling our house, and setup a meeting where she would come over. Then while your showing her around your pad, you set it up so the TV is playing the scene from Up and Cummers 543 (or some shit like that) where she takes it in the ass from Randy West after she makes quesadillas. I would love to see her fuckin face when she sees herself on tv taking it in the ass from a 90 year old man. Thats like one of those "Priceless" commercials, or better yet you could point to a camera and say "Ha bitch you just got punkd."



Actually, what you should do is find a friend who has their own house on the market. Call Stacy as a BUYER, and ask her to show you the friend's house. Before the friends vacate for the showing, have them leave the DVD running in the living room. She opens the door, you both walk in...

Voila.