Here are some amateur hoes to blow your chowdwer howitzer over, but don’t get too excited because it’s a Luc Wylder flick. I’m not sure what gives these former cock slingers the idea they can direct porn movies, but there’s an awful lot of them running around with cameras these days. Porn is running out of new ideas and it’s easier to give some schmuck who gets paid to fuck a chance to direct a gonzo than it is to spend some time on standards. Generally, there aren’t many standards in porn anymore. Not that it matters to the bottom line, dollars roll in despite quality, but to each his own boner. Just keep this crap away from mine.
Amateur Angels features a bevy of unknown hoes who get hammered by the usual cretins of porn. There are several that’ll inspire wood in your pubic forest, so that’s all that generally counts when it comes to smut. The first worth noting is Gwen Jade, a strawberry blonde who gets her meat donut impaled in missionary doggy and all cowgirl positions. A splurt to the chops tops this it off.
Brittany James is a thin young blonde who is eager to get pumped on camera for our erectile projectiles. There’s some decent face close-ups where she looks into the camera which is something that a lot of amateurs can never seem to pull off. The load is popped on her ass instead of the usual gooey facial. Phooey.
How come whenever there’s a threesome the babe I like better gets the second class citizen treatment? For some insane reason, the ultra cute Kelli Tyler is overlooked for the fake-tittied and totally unhot Sindy Lange. There ain’t no double cock licks and the sex is slow and tedious with the dude spending way to much time with Sindy. It’s frustraing just like the crowded and awkward action. Next!
Michelle Lay is the hottest babe in this flick and she takes the dick sweetly. Alluring eyes and enthusiasm should help you inspire an orgasm from desperate home alone ogres like yourselves.
Lady Armani has some floppy milkduds up top and she lovingly embeds herself on the dilznick. Zara is a boney plain jane that I couldn’t waste eyesight on like shouldn’t have done w/ this dvd. [Adam & Eve]