"There's a sucker born every minute" comes to mind. I know I know, it probably works but damn, there are kids starving on three-fifths of the world's continents yet some dingy broad spends her money to get an itchy, rose colored browneye?

Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy?!?!

(Why™ courtesy of Simp®)