I'm willing to buy this for you if you'll videotape yourself going down the steepest, roughest terrain you can find in Northern California. Of course, you'd have to stream the videotape in The Cage. That should be obvious.

It can also be used to run over whores when they deny the pussy. Think of the traction you could get. The demand to leave tire tracks on whores has hasn't fallen on deaf ears. Also, running down fat chicks used to be next to impossible, but not anymore. Finally there's a vehicle for the handicapped that is capable of running this whale down.