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I'm not gay or a liar. I just can't stand her.




I agree.The whore does nothing for me.Id sooner jerk off to a plate of spaghetti.


OK. I'd fuck her, then make her eat that spaghetti.
I don't want to take this dumb whore to dinner then a Shiatsu. I just want to take a red sharpie and write I LOVE BLACK COCK! across her chest, have her walk down Ventura Blvd naked, to the shell station and get me some cigarettes. When she returns tell her they are the wrong brand. The shame.




Haha, if that's your definition of "hitting it", then even Jeff might change his mind.