pariah
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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Quote: I'm not gay or a liar. I just can't stand her.
I agree.The whore does nothing for me.Id sooner jerk off to a plate of spaghetti.
OK. I'd fuck her, then make her eat that spaghetti. I don't want to take this dumb whore to dinner then a Shiatsu. I just want to take a red sharpie and write I LOVE BLACK COCK! across her chest, have her walk down Ventura Blvd naked, to the shell station and get me some cigarettes. When she returns tell her they are the wrong brand. The shame.
Quote: I'm not gay or a liar. I just can't stand her. She is such a fuckin' airhead. In addition, when she sings she looks like a total retard.
Normally I'd agree with you but not this time. I think it would be fun to nail her all night and then toss her naked ass onto the street at dawn. Let the paparazzi take photos off her trying to hide behind the bushes by my door. Wonder what her daddy would say then?
Sometimes you gotto do one for the team buddy and this is a perfect example. Keep a sock handy in case she wants to talk.
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Killing christians is so cool.
Shaddup
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
Quote:
Quote:
Quote: I'm not gay or a liar. I just can't stand her.
I agree.The whore does nothing for me.Id sooner jerk off to a plate of spaghetti.
OK. I'd fuck her, then make her eat that spaghetti.
I don't want to take this dumb whore to dinner then a Shiatsu. I just want to take a red sharpie and write I LOVE BLACK COCK! across her chest, have her walk down Ventura Blvd naked, to the shell station and get me some cigarettes. When she returns tell her they are the wrong brand. The shame.
Haha, if that's your definition of "hitting it", then even Jeff might change his mind.