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#109305 - 06/26/05 09:29 PM Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Midget
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Wrestling Holds


10)Frankie-alfresca-with-a-twist-2 snaps in a circle
9)Shortie ass slam
8)Blackgl-KY-Fullnelson
7)Midget-Commando-Kamikaazi-Prostate-Grip
6)Frankietwat-Tampon-Snatch
5)Flying-Mini-Dutchman(greekstyle)
4)69(sixty-nine)Who woulda thunk it?
3)Spoon-cause they are both bottoms
2)The Tranny-Mom Bitchslap
And the no 1 xxxpt bitches,homo sex position or midget wrestling hold-
1)Jesus GL if we're out of lube at least spit on it
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#109306 - 06/26/05 09:33 PM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Midget
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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7)Midget-Commando-Kamikaazi-Prostate-Grip





This shit had me dying because I could picture Vern Troyer jumping up inside of someones ass head first and actually grabbing someones prostate. Funny shit Bishop
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#109307 - 06/27/05 04:28 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Midget
frankieprnmgcn Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
i like how i made it twice.hey how come in that other thread u mentioned not needing caverject?nobody accused u of not being able to get hard.u should join up with burglar and firewall to form the 9 percenter set.
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#109308 - 06/27/05 04:40 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Midget
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
bishop liked my idea and pmed me an excerpt from the song he started writing.

"We keep it limpie limpie eat a cum blimpie blimpie u call it hoagie hoagie.Im black but Ill say holy mole,9 percent set has a limp circle jerk when we drink stoli stoli.Fuck you Frankie you dont even know me.I keep the cum rag of Randy handy Im like it smells fine and dandy.Ate my own load on film cuz it tastes like candy.I tell my booking agents that im looking for tranny asians.Everyone says its a bad career move but i say thats Nacho cheese just call Joey Silvera please.Burglar got that crack Im not talking bout that rock or rap.Im talking bout his anal cock trap.Im Fox Mulder and he keeps it gully when he gives me Scully.I put Firewall on the casey weezy.Lets watch the Jeffersons and move on up while we listen to ACDC.I always got a fresh load in my mouth thats why I talk greasy."

good job bishop.dipset doesnt have shit on u.

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#109309 - 06/27/05 04:43 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Midget
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
is this a game and we are supose to guess if it a midget a homo or xxxpt person?

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#109310 - 06/27/05 04:57 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Midget
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
He's obviously an Idiot Savant who got his hands on a porn collection or knows how to use his mother's computer.

That's actually not a Bad Rap song if you can get a good hook. Someone should harness this sleeping Cerebral Giant and cash in before he sticks his finger in a light socket cuz he wants to find out what it's like fingering an actual girl....
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#109311 - 06/27/05 06:05 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Mi
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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i like how i made it twice.


PAY ATTENTION ASSMUNCH !!!ACTUALLY ALL TEN LISTINGS REFER TO YOU!
And thank you for marching out your,1 (one)joke about the snowballing.Maybe Devils Films will make a couple bucks and Maybe I will be booked as a result of that.Lets not forget that prior to my SWALLOWING MY OWN CUM! that I got laid in ways that would have most certainly short-circuited your diminutive cerebral cortex
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#109312 - 06/27/05 06:09 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Mi
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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is this a game and we are supose to guess if it a midget a homo or xxxpt person?


Why yes it is Kami,and you win!Be sure to call me when you arrive in L.A. so I can deliver your prize in person
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#109313 - 06/27/05 06:15 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Mi
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
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Quote:

i like how i made it twice.


PAY ATTENTION ASSMUNCH !!!ACTUALLY ALL TEN LISTINGS REFER TO YOU!
And thank you for marching out your,1 (one)joke about the snowballing.Maybe Devils Films will make a couple bucks and Maybe I will be booked as a result of that.Lets not forget that prior to my SWALLOWING MY OWN CUM! that I got laid in ways that would have most certainly short-circuited your diminutive cerebral cortex




i also made fun of u for being an uncle tom
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#109314 - 06/27/05 06:26 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Mi
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Okay you got me 2(two) jokes!One more without having a stroke and you pull even with your mother's current tooth count
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#109315 - 06/27/05 10:45 AM Re: Top Ten XXXPT Bitches,Homo Sex Positions or Mi
frankieprnmgcn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
check the other thread.
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