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#109110 - 06/25/05 11:43 PM
The Most Mantastic Women In Porn
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In lieu of the pending NBA draft and the fact that the topic of how certain bitches in porn have more manly features than others constantly comes up, I thought we might compile a little list of the most mantastic women in porn.
Off the top of my head I can only think of three...
At Number one, it shouldnt be much of a surprise that Aria Doubtfire finishes at the top of the list. She looks like she played linebacker for the Steel Curtain in a previous life, and before that she was a mobster in the old school Cagney movies.
At number two, we've got Sydnee Steele. She looks like Jeanna Fine's younger brother, her body is a little too hard, but her face is even harder. Im surprised Nacho hasnt signed her onto Evil Angel yet.
And finally at number three, to finish up Coochie Monster's first round of most mantastic women in porn, I have the pleasure of giving this award to our very own Gen Padova. Yes she may be tiny, but dont be confused...if you ever do get a close enough still shot of her face you will notice the presence of an Adam's apple. Recent pictures posted have shown her to have a larger penis than Kyoto which isnt saying much, but hey all you need is a cock to be eligible for this award.
Who else am I leaving out of this prestigious category?
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#109111 - 06/26/05 08:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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In lieu of the pending NBA draft and the fact that the topic of how certain bitches in porn have more manly features than others constantly comes up, I thought we might compile a little list of the most mantastic women in porn.
Off the top of my head I can only think of three...
At Number one, it shouldnt be much of a surprise that Aria Doubtfire finishes at the top of the list. She looks like she played linebacker for the Steel Curtain in a previous life, and before that she was a mobster in the old school Cagney movies.
At number two, we've got Sydnee Steele. She looks like Jeanna Fine's younger brother, her body is a little too hard, but her face is even harder. Im surprised Nacho hasnt signed her onto Evil Angel yet.
And finally at number three, to finish up Coochie Monster's first round of most mantastic women in porn, I have the pleasure of giving this award to our very own Gen Padova. Yes she may be tiny, but dont be confused...if you ever do get a close enough still shot of her face you will notice the presence of an Adam's apple. Recent pictures posted have shown her to have a larger penis than Kyoto which isnt saying much, but hey all you need is a cock to be eligible for this award.
Who else am I leaving out of this prestigious category?
Nice list, although i agree with sydnee steele i still like her. Im man enough to admit it, i want to fuck her while eating lucky charms out of kyoto's gaping asshole and have bishop film it.
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#109112 - 06/26/05 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Aria Doubtfire most definately or Nacho Vidal.
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#109114 - 06/29/05 01:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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This isn't quite porn, but look at the forearms:
(not that the rest of it is appealing)
This is Amelie Mauresmo, a french women's tennis player. Steroids anyone?
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#109116 - 06/29/05 02:46 AM
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I was on stern with her. she wouldnt show me her boobs
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#109119 - 06/29/05 06:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I was on stern with her. she wouldnt show me her boobs
But did she show you her dick?
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#109123 - 06/29/05 08:41 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
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Jeff!!!
Please post a pic of such said girl!
Thanks, Grant.
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#109126 - 06/29/05 11:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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EXCELLENT post, coochie!!!!
I am in total agreement!
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#109127 - 06/29/05 11:06 PM
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I swear Grant, shes got one of those Mission Impossible Masks on, and I think once she rips it off we're all going to be appalled that Ariana Jolie is really Wankus minus the homosexual dickport moustache
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#109128 - 06/29/05 11:18 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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HAhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaah
HA
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#109129 - 06/29/05 11:20 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
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Yeah...me too...Hahahahahhahahahahaahahhahaha!
Fucking hilarious! Yet ...........wickedly accurate!
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#109132 - 06/30/05 09:06 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Well I cant really see her face Jeff, but the fact that shes performing Levitation is  Shes either doing that or hes doing cockpushups in her mouth
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#109134 - 06/30/05 07:11 PM
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Registered: 06/15/05
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stevie makes this list too cuz shes too muscualar.
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